New Year’s Resolutions

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Because if I don’t write them down they won’t happen.

  1. Get a job you lazy bum, 21 years old and you’ve never had a proper job? You’re scum you are. SCUM!
  2. Stop sitting at the computer all day, go for a walk, read a book or something.
  3. Stop being so negative all the time, jeez.
  4. Work hard and get your degree or you’ll be nigh unemployable and will have to live in the skip outside Greggs.
  5. Exercise more, you can’t even run 50 metres without collapsing in a heap!
  6. Start SEMITONE SMACKDOWN back up (dependent on Chris)

I will leave you with this:

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